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winter woes

a normal day in winter in scotlandAnElephantCant believe that it’s winter He just didn’t expect it this year It’s only December In Scotland remember So much for the season of cheer The railways are...

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The Elephants of Uist

    Once upon a time long long ago a great many elephants lived happily on the vast African grasslands. But the elephants of one tribe were less happy than the others. This was because they did not...

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Raining Cats and Doggerel

AnElephantCant consort with the crowd He doesn’t have that sort of mentality They say birds of a feather All hang out together Or some variation of that strange verbality Most animals you find in a...

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The Buffoon’s Balloon Lampoon

AnElephantCant emphasise just how much he loves Kids parties great songs with great tunes Ice cream and jelly To fill his big wobbly belly But what thrills him most are the beautiful balloons It is...

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An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant

An Elephant, AnElephant, An Elephant AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke...

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drifting

drifting by anelephantcant Click here to hear the poet read his words: https://anelephantcant.files.wordpress.com/2019/07/vid_20190706_121309.mp3 drifting drifting floating rocking gently on a raft on...

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