winter woes
a normal day in winter in scotlandAnElephantCant believe that it’s winter He just didn’t expect it this year It’s only December In Scotland remember So much for the season of cheer The railways are...
View ArticleThe Elephants of Uist
Once upon a time long long ago a great many elephants lived happily on the vast African grasslands. But the elephants of one tribe were less happy than the others. This was because they did not...
View ArticleRaining Cats and Doggerel
AnElephantCant consort with the crowd He doesn’t have that sort of mentality They say birds of a feather All hang out together Or some variation of that strange verbality Most animals you find in a...
View ArticleThe Buffoon’s Balloon Lampoon
AnElephantCant emphasise just how much he loves Kids parties great songs with great tunes Ice cream and jelly To fill his big wobbly belly But what thrills him most are the beautiful balloons It is...
View ArticleAn Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant
An Elephant, AnElephant, An Elephant AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke...
View Articledrifting
drifting by anelephantcant Click here to hear the poet read his words: https://anelephantcant.files.wordpress.com/2019/07/vid_20190706_121309.mp3 drifting drifting floating rocking gently on a raft on...
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